Anawkwardchild

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tapeworm-draws-stuff:

iM DRAWING REQUESTS RIGHT NOW BUT OK ILL TAKE A BREAK TO ANSWER THIS I HAVE 1000 

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skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

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Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

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#this is actually how Maryland is  #send help  #the crabs defeated us long ago 

shortsista:

mysteriousfoxgirl:

Garnet: Pearl, fuse with me.

Pearl: Finally *Pulls out radio, turns it on and it plays ‘vulgar’ music*

Garnet: um…

Pearl: I’ve been preparing for this wondrous moment! *jumps to Garnet and gyrates on her*

Pearl: What are you waiting for! Don’t hold out, grind on me, damn it!

Garnet: Damn Y U SO THIRSTY?!

 I have an extreme urge to make this a comic…..(with permission of course)

— 4 hours ago with 23 notes

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

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plot twist:an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie
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khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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fuckyeahlavernecox:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

why does larry look like a little boy who wants his mom to buy him ice cream though



please mommy

fuckyeahlavernecox:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

why does larry look like a little boy who wants his mom to buy him ice cream though

please mommy

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— 5 hours ago with 731 notes

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Momma Laverne’s support for her daughter makes me so happy

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

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