Anawkwardchild

Go ahead make my day   Im entering adulthood backwards

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

— 12 hours ago with 9198 notes

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

(via wolfmance)

— 12 hours ago with 70072 notes
"Only one more chapter, then sleep."
The lies we tell ourselves while reading fanfiction. (via xpertangel)

(via ohcroesus)

— 12 hours ago with 11698 notes
ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

(via guy)

— 12 hours ago with 89774 notes
moon-burger:

1st Submission for WLF Contest!
Greaser Gems

moon-burger:

1st Submission for WLF Contest!

Greaser Gems

(via fyeahstevenuniverse)

— 12 hours ago with 799 notes

googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

image

I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

(via officialfrenchtoast)

— 12 hours ago with 9931 notes
supamuthafuckinvillain:

This nigga was a straight stoner

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This nigga was a straight stoner

(Source: larvitarr, via wolfmance)

— 12 hours ago with 313576 notes

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via wolfmance)

— 12 hours ago with 254054 notes

i-am-broken:

i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

(Source: i-am-broken, via guy)

— 12 hours ago with 242090 notes

apatheticghost:

my friends introducing me to people

image

(via guy)

— 12 hours ago with 81843 notes

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

(Source: onlylolgifs, via ruinedchildhood)

— 12 hours ago with 1198736 notes