Anawkwardchild

princesssilverglow:

The full outfit I made for Garnet for this picture.

princesssilverglow:

The full outfit I made for Garnet for this picture.

nuuola:

garnet because I never draw her

nuuola:

garnet because I never draw her

elementalessence:

Coloring some quick gem sketches 

elementalessence:

Coloring some quick gem sketches 

princesssilverglow:

Okay finished that one too. Now in my regular color style. I didn’t even know I could miss it so much but it felt awesome using that coloration style again :D

princesssilverglow:

Okay finished that one too. Now in my regular color style. I didn’t even know I could miss it so much but it felt awesome using that coloration style again :D

ask-greguniverse:

I’ve never seen one of these things before, so cute!

klaskysucks:

This scene gave me a small heart attack, but I know I’m not the only one who wanted this.

klaskysucks:

This scene gave me a small heart attack, but I know I’m not the only one who wanted this.

dontstopthe-ari:

ohhh pearlnet ooo h

warhammerofzillywhom:

madcow4410:

warhammerofzillywhom:

rantingallday:

warhammerofzillywhom:

MY BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE RICE IN A POT AND ENDED UP BURNING EVERYTHING AND NOW IT’S JUST THIS YELLOW MASS OF ROCK-HARD MATTER AND WE COULDN’T EVEN OPEN THE POT FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES BECAUSE SMOKE WOULD TRIGGER THE ALARMS AND THE POT WOULD RELEASE THE SOUND OF A TRAIN WHISTLE

"WHY DID YOU NOT USE THE RICE COOKER?" I ASKED

"I DON’T KNOW," HE RESPONDED

WE HAVE EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE TURNED ON AND YET EVERYTHING STILL SMELLS LIKE THE  INDUSTRIAL AGE, MY BROTHER HAS STARTED BREATHING THROUGH A BLANKET AND MAKING TERRIBLE JOKES LIKE “I FAILED TO RICE TO THE OCCASION” I’M SO BELLIGERENT

Asians.

Tumblr user rantingallday sighed in contentment, reclining in their seat. They clicked “reblog” with their left hand, their right hand having been stuck firmly inside their asshole after an unfortunate masturbatory experiment in the sixth grade.

"Asians," they thought with a chuckle. "And rice. Am I funny or what?"

Adjusting themselves in their chair to better accompany the fist in their sphincter, they used their free hand to caress a poster of Seth Green mounted on the wall of their mother’s basement.

"Perhaps now… Perhaps now he will love me…"

dude, did you have to be such an asshole?

SSSSHHHHH. no words now. only dreams.

imagine with me: imagine being a woc who wants to share a funny story about her brother. imagine hesitating just before hitting post, because you think people will comment with references to racial stereotypes. imagine shaking your head and thinking “it’s gonna be 2014 in like a week, people aren’t that ignorant”

now imagine 60,000 notes later, you are wrong as fuck. SSHH. JUST IMAGINE. one out of every twenty comments on that post has to do with that god. damned. stereotype. imAGINE. every four times you refresh your dash, you get a notification!! tumblr user _____ has said ”lol he isnt asian”! tumblr user _____ has said “he bring dishonor on famiry!” tumblr user _______ has said “Asians”

now IMAGINE: this isn’t the only fucking post i responded to, and in fact, it isn’t even one of the worst things i have said!! i haven’t the slightest idea why this particular version is popular but oh well!

i will be the biggest fucking asshole on the goddamn planet towards every shit who makes similar comments and i have absolutely no desire to be even remotely civilized towards anybody who continues to do so

(Source: jeanpaulfarte, via hakonel)

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

(via hakonel)

warriorlovver:

homodlc:

Pearlnet shippers ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

Amethnet shippers ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

Pearlmethyst shippers ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

Bashing Steven Universe shippers (⊙⊙✿)

Crystal love triangle shippers ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

(via robooboe)

connorkawaii:

"you’re obsessed with video games"

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

(via classyplatypi)

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

(Source: anditlingers, via epic-humor)

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

sir-brandothan:

How Frozen Should Have Ended

I AM CRYING

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)